I was listening to this song this morning and the lyrics just starting cracking me up...

Brick House - The Commodores

(various grunting sounds)
She's a brick----house
She's mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
I like ladies stacked, that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick----house
well put together everybody knows,
this is how the story goes.

She knows she's got everything
that a woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she lose with what she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!

She's a brick----house
She's mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
I like ladies stacked, that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick----house
She's the one, the only one
Built like an amazon

The clothes she wears, her sexy ways,
make an old man wish for younger days, yeah
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a strong man to his knees

She's a brick----house
She's mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out
Brick----house
I like ladies stacked, that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now

BRICK----house
She's mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out
BRICK----house
She's the one, the only one
Built like an amazon, yeah

Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now

Shake it!
BRICK----house!