I know it might seem lame that the most popular method of communication at work is done online. The guy I'm "talking" to below is only 30 feet from where I sit. But you know, we're lazy computer people.
Anyway, thought this might make you chuckle.
[12:00:06] Lance: our jobs would be so much nicer if only it werent for those stupid users and their silly problems
[12:01:43] Me: too bad I need that pesky paycheck or I could just be home all day napping like a civilized person.
[12:02:10] Lance: yeah, tell me about it
[12:03:03] Me: do you ever daydream that you will be in your parents or grandparents garage and find a painting and take it to the antiques road show and have them tell you it's worth 1 million?
[12:03:25] Me: I have these worthless daydreams all the time
[12:04:17] Lance: hmmmm... my 'get rich quick' daydreams usually run more towards robbing a bank or something... I guess thats the difference between men and women
[12:05:10] Me: yeah, check the garage before you run off with your pistol to the bank