In honor of opening day at the Del Mar Race Track.
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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry. I should have known there was a good explanation," she said.
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
"What the hell was that for?" he asked when he came to.
"Your horse called!" she replied.
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everyone i read this to thought it was the funniest thing ever, myself included...
MsMarch
ummmm, good point
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